April 19 2014, 2pm


overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon)


April 19 2014, 1pm


best-of-funny:

thefaultinourdoctors:

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

that-kid-from-london:

oprahwinfried:

chickiefingie:

the fact that you can’t highlight words that you accidentally caps locked and hit Caps Lock to get them lowercase is the reason i can’t sleep at night

except that you can do that

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then press shift + F3

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congratulations

WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS

April 22, 2013: the day my life changed forever

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X


April 19 2014, 1pm


catbountry:

lledra:

sharped0:

gobigorgoextinct:

Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.

Look over there. There’s a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet. 

Ah’m gonna wrassle with it. 

#yeah but who’s his drift partner. a crocodile. just a crocodile. its not a special or humanoid croc its literally just a croc strapped in.

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OMG


April 19 2014, 12pm


makochantachibanana:

HARU DON’T YOU EVEN DARE


April 19 2014, 12pm


charlesoberonn:

Things I should be doing: Writing

Things I am doing: Imagining random shit from the story I want to write without actually thinking them through and then forgets about them.


April 19 2014, 12pm


chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

(Source: moveslikecurt)


April 19 2014, 12pm


phoenixx23:

thaxted:

It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.

i want the one in the back thats like, “nah, yo”

phoenixx23:

thaxted:

It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.

i want the one in the back thats like, “nah, yo”

(Source: pugsequalsdrugs)


April 19 2014, 12pm


pentecost:

my cat is really fat and has a limp tail and constantly makes this face and one time i saw him trying to go through the cat door and it was so good

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he couldnt suck his fat rolls through the door and then his leg got stuck and it was just sticking straight out i cant even do it justice but it took him like 30 seconds to get through the door and i cried


April 19 2014, 12pm


cosimas-glasses:

I like to play a game called How Gay Can I Be Before People Question My Sexuality

(Source: cosimaniehaus179)


April 19 2014, 12pm


metallicaofficial:

dream big lil friend

metallicaofficial:

dream big lil friend

(Source: asian)